Voyages of Vanguard (and other fun and unusual games) #60

Voyages of Vanguard (and other fun and unusual games that you might try out for a few weeks and get sick of then you uninstall it, then later an expansion comes out and you think that you will try it again so you patch it up and then make a blog about how it is still the greatest game ever...) #60


The highlights from this show: (Here's some free Raki jokes...for you, from me.)

1) How do you know a raki has been in your living room?

 You wake up angry at your dog for leaving muddy paw-prints, hair  and toys everywhere. Then you realize you have no dog, and live  with your mother in a one bedroom apartment downtown.


 2) What is the mating call of the Raki?

 The sound of a can of Milwaukees Best opening.

 
 3) What music does a "ready and willing " Raki listen to?

 Barry White. After all, they communicate through their feet.


 4) How do you clip a Raki's toenails?

 Start by trimming his foot fur.


 5) How do you know if a raki is in your house?

 Your vacuum and your drains are clogged.


 6) How do you get a Raki excited?

 Mention the W-A-L-K word.


 7) How do you make a Raki run and hide?

 Mention the V-E-T word.


 8) How many children do Raki have?

 Doesn't matter, they just end up selling them at the corner Wal Mart out of the back of a Chevy Van, telling people that they "..forgot the papers, but can send them to you later."

 
 9) Who is the Raki's arch enenmy?

 Bob Barker.

A) Me and my lovely wife talk about her awesome little guild and how she maintains it. Her guild is full of crazy people, so the fact that she keeps it together at all says a lot.

B) Then I invite Kal from the Ryzom boards on to talk about the very basics of Ryzom lore...there's so MUCH MORE to Ryzom lore, and we'll get to it soon. Any questions for her, send me my way!

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